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-=================
-Gravity's Rainbow
-=================
-
-:by: Thomas Pynchon
-
-Excellent German Words
-----------------------
-These are some of my favorites from http://www.hyperarts.com/pynchon/gravity/extra/german.html
-
-
-Weltschmerz
- world-weariness
-Leunahalluziationen
- gasoline hallucination
-Schweinheldfest
- pig-hero festival
-Purpurstoff
- purple substance
-Folgsamkeitfaktor
- obedience factor
-Versuchsanstalt
- research institute, experimental station
-Urstoff
- primordial stuff
-Kadavergehorsamkeit
- corpse-like obedience, i.e., slavish obedience
-Hinterhof
- back-courtyard
-Bohnenkaffee
- pure coffee
-
-Rocket Limericks
-----------------
-*(These are interspersed on pages 305-335)*
-
-| There once was a thing called a V-2
-| To pilot which you did not need to-
-| You just pushed a button,
-| And it would leave nuttin'
-| But stiffs and big holes and debris, too.
-|
-| <refrain:>
-| Ja, ja, ja, ja!
-| In Prussia they never eat pussy!
-| There ain't hardly cats enough,
-| There's garbage and that's enough,
-| So waltz me around again, Russky!
-|
-| There was a young fellow named Crockett,
-| Who had an affair with a rocket.
-| If you saw them out there
-| You'd be tempted to stare,
-| But if you ain't tried it, don't knock it!
-|
-| There was a young fellow named Hector,
-| Who was fond of a launcher-erector.
-| But the squishes and pops
-| Of acute pressure drops
-| Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector.
-|
-| There once was a fellow named Moorehead,
-| Who had an affair with a warhead.
-| His wife moved away
-| The very next day-
-| She *was* always kind of a sorehead.
-|
-| There was a technician named Urban,
-| Who had an affair with a turbine.
-| "It's much nicer," he said,
-| "Than a woman in bed,
-| And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!"
-|
-| There once was a fellow named Slattery
-| Who was fond of the course-gyro battery.
-| With that 50-volt shock,
-| What was left of his cock
-| Was all slimy and sloppy and spattery.
-|
-| There was a young fellow named Pope,
-| Who plugged into an *os*-cillo-*scope*.
-| The cyclical trace
-| Of their carnal embrace
-| Had a damn nearly infinite slope.
-|
-| There was a young fellow named Yuri,
-| Fucked the nozzle right up its venturi.
-| He had woes without cease
-| From his local police,
-| And a hell of a time with the jury
-|
-| There was a young man named McGuire,
-| Who was fond of the pitch amplifier.
-| But a number of shorts
-| Left him covered with warts,
-| And set half the bedroom on fire.
-|
-| There once was a fellow named Ritter,
-| Who slept with a guidance transmitter.
-| It shriveled his cock,
-| Which fell off in his sock,
-| And made him exceedingly bitter.
-|
-| There once was a fellow named Schroeder,
-| Who buggered the vane servomotor.
-| He soon grew a prong
-| On the end of his schlong,
-| And hired himself a promoter.
-|
-| There was a young man from Decatur,
-| Who slept with a LOX generator.
-| His balls and his prick
-| Froze solid read quick,
-| And his asshole a little bit later.