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| author | User <bnewbold@daemon.robocracy.org> | 2009-10-13 02:52:09 +0000 |
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diff --git a/books/Gravity's Rainbow b/books/Gravity's Rainbow deleted file mode 100644 index 3dcddac..0000000 --- a/books/Gravity's Rainbow +++ /dev/null @@ -1,114 +0,0 @@ -================= -Gravity's Rainbow -================= - -:by: Thomas Pynchon - -Excellent German Words ----------------------- -These are some of my favorites from http://www.hyperarts.com/pynchon/gravity/extra/german.html - - -Weltschmerz - world-weariness -Leunahalluziationen - gasoline hallucination -Schweinheldfest - pig-hero festival -Purpurstoff - purple substance -Folgsamkeitfaktor - obedience factor -Versuchsanstalt - research institute, experimental station -Urstoff - primordial stuff -Kadavergehorsamkeit - corpse-like obedience, i.e., slavish obedience -Hinterhof - back-courtyard -Bohnenkaffee - pure coffee - -Rocket Limericks ----------------- -*(These are interspersed on pages 305-335)* - -| There once was a thing called a V-2 -| To pilot which you did not need to- -| You just pushed a button, -| And it would leave nuttin' -| But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. -| -| <refrain:> -| Ja, ja, ja, ja! -| In Prussia they never eat pussy! -| There ain't hardly cats enough, -| There's garbage and that's enough, -| So waltz me around again, Russky! -| -| There was a young fellow named Crockett, -| Who had an affair with a rocket. -| If you saw them out there -| You'd be tempted to stare, -| But if you ain't tried it, don't knock it! -| -| There was a young fellow named Hector, -| Who was fond of a launcher-erector. -| But the squishes and pops -| Of acute pressure drops -| Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector. -| -| There once was a fellow named Moorehead, -| Who had an affair with a warhead. -| His wife moved away -| The very next day- -| She *was* always kind of a sorehead. -| -| There was a technician named Urban, -| Who had an affair with a turbine. -| "It's much nicer," he said, -| "Than a woman in bed, -| And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!" -| -| There once was a fellow named Slattery -| Who was fond of the course-gyro battery. -| With that 50-volt shock, -| What was left of his cock -| Was all slimy and sloppy and spattery. -| -| There was a young fellow named Pope, -| Who plugged into an *os*-cillo-*scope*. -| The cyclical trace -| Of their carnal embrace -| Had a damn nearly infinite slope. -| -| There was a young fellow named Yuri, -| Fucked the nozzle right up its venturi. -| He had woes without cease -| From his local police, -| And a hell of a time with the jury -| -| There was a young man named McGuire, -| Who was fond of the pitch amplifier. -| But a number of shorts -| Left him covered with warts, -| And set half the bedroom on fire. -| -| There once was a fellow named Ritter, -| Who slept with a guidance transmitter. -| It shriveled his cock, -| Which fell off in his sock, -| And made him exceedingly bitter. -| -| There once was a fellow named Schroeder, -| Who buggered the vane servomotor. -| He soon grew a prong -| On the end of his schlong, -| And hired himself a promoter. -| -| There was a young man from Decatur, -| Who slept with a LOX generator. -| His balls and his prick -| Froze solid read quick, -| And his asshole a little bit later. |
